Allergic

Music Request



Shine by L'Arc~en~Ciel
The Love From A Dead Orchestra by Versailles



I know saying all these will seem like I'm trying to not so subtly insult people who matter to me. Normally I really would not be doing this, but all of it is accumulating! I have limits too! I am human too! So here and now, I'm going to rant about all of it. If I insult you, I'm not sorry. If you erroneously FEEL that I am insulting you, I am sorry. I hope you understand that I'm only insulting those that are meant to be insulted, not those who are paranoid enough to misunderstand. Hmm. This in itself is twisted in its on logic.



I hereby announce that I am allergic to the following, in no particular order:



1) Augmentin: This is a drug. Antibiotic often prescribed by doctors when you have a pretty severe infection. Its from the bacteria family, with stuff like penicillin derived from similar bacteria strains. This actually indirectly means that if I ever suffer from a major infection, I'm likely to die. Cause there is no effective drug available to cure me. Sad yeah? A doctor I once went to was stunned. Asked me if I intended to get married and pregnant, cause if there are complications during labour... Yeah. Bye bye.



2) Chilli: Ah. Yeah. Shock and horror. Whatever. Enough with the culture stuff and being Singaporean stuff. I think I built up some resistance to it though. Cause I have been eating those combination type fishballs with no real rejection. Still, I don't like it. I like pepper and spices. Curry too. But not chilli. It has no real flavour. Yuck.



3) Stupidity: When I encounter really dumb people, there is this desire to clobber them over the head in hopes that they wake up. Though I doubt it'll help. More likely to make them increasingly silly. Haha. An allergy is like a violent reaction of the body with regard to foreign influences. So you can be allergic to stupid people. I think most people are anyway. Its not like I look down or hate them or anything. Just like I don't hate augmentin. Its just a measure of reaction.



4) Alcohol: Yes. Apparently, I'm slightly allergic to spirits. Not surprising. I mean, I don't really drink. Often, you are allergic to things that turn you off at first glance/whiff. And no, I'm not talking about vegetables and young children. My skin turns reddish after an alcohol swab before an injection. Yup. Its very minor, which is why I have not been sent to the hospital for sipping red wine at anniversaries. Or maybe its as I avoid it... Hmm.



5) Lovey-dovey couples *especially if I know them!*: If you want to snog and feel each other up, please do it in private. If you want to share straws, go ahead, but don't do it in such a way that it appears like you're looking down at people who are unattached. Namely me. I have absolutely nothing against PDA, no, not the gadget. I actually encourage relationships, after all, you feel happy, and I feel happy for you too. Just stop trying to tell me, exhibit to me, that you love him. My dear, we ALL know FULL well that you worship the very ground he walks upon. This does not mean that I need to worship the ground he steps on too. Serious. Go ahead, indulge. Come crying to me when you have problems. Ignore my existence when all's well in paradise. NOT. I AM NOT A SPARE TYRE. I will comfort you when you need it, but I expect you to keep the relationship with ME going when you're blissful with him too. I repeat. I AM NOT A SPARE TYRE. I know its much easier to talk about problems with Spouse, but how about talking about other aspects of your life? Hmm? You don't have a life anymore? Why, that's terrible! Sorry to all the Spouses out there, I happen to be a very high maintenance FRIEND.






" Doko ga hajimari de... Doko ga owari nante."